are you so shy because you have an std?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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