No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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