He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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