Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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