You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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