I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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