Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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