How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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