dude i'm inner monologue high
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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