Yo dont text me then not text me
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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