What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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