At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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