just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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