No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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