so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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