he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Randomize
