normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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