to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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