We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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