the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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