I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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