Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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