At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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