Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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