I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
They have beer where we have blood.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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