Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
that's an acceptable place to lick
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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we're making bets on your personal life
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize