Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize
