Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Randomize