I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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