we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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