so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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