think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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