when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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