Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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