I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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