i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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