3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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