I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i out mim tonsoeep
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