Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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