There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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