watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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