kristin has been a bad kristin
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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