Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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