One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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