How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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