Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Can I color on your dick again?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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