i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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