the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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