i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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