just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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