Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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