I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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